HR Jokes for HR Folks: 250+ Human Resources Jokes

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The employee replied, “You and I both know that you don’t pay me enough to have a drug problem.” Joke #6 Late again! How does an HR manager organize a company picnic? They make sure to hire a professional food tester to ensure the potato salad isn’t too “HR-risky”!

We all have that strict HR lady, don’t we? She just cannot see a poorly filled timesheet. 19. Please swipe in & out 🥰 Employee 2: Be quiet, they’ll hear you. They lurk around in disguise, waiting for us to make a mistake. My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job. I’m still employed. I just can’t remember where. Don’t worry, we’ll make it feel like a corner office with a little imagination and a few potted plants!” Human resources are like natural resources; they’re often buried deep. You have to go looking for them; they’re not just lying around on the surface. You have to create the circumstances where they show themselves.” – Ken Robinson, British authorOh, HRs are notorious for saying this dialogue, aren’t they? You can’t blame them, though the onus is on the management. This isn’t one of those funny HR memes we promised you in this piece- this is sad for someone who has been trying hard for a long time to land a job. 18. Swipe in, swipe out — that’s all we ask 😒

So, St. Peter took her in Hell. Sally stepped out onto a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club, around her were many friends, past fellow executives. All are chattering and happy. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks. They talked about old times. “Good to be here with old friends,” thought Sally. Yesterday at work, I saw someone being horrifically inefficient and told him, “Dude, that is definitely slowing you down.”The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man, "When are you going to pay for these beers?" It’s no secret that HR departments are full of very busy people. Between open enrollment, payroll, training, and recruiting, staying organized is a challenge.

Thankfully HR is pretty good at putting out fires. However, even small fires can cause long-term damage to healthy departments, so you might find some helpful and practical advice in our New Manager Playbook for preventing these fires in the first place. 2. When Your Desktop Wears as Many Hats as You Do When my friends ask what I do working from home, I tell them I work undercover because I stay wrapped in a blanket. Did you know that the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is only ever a whim away? A whim away... a whim away…Hiring a diverse team and creating an inclusive work culture is something that most companies strive for these days. At least, most companies claim that this is... My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job. I’m still employed. I just can’t remember where. 49. The friendly boss We hope you’ve enjoyed these funny HR memes. The internet is a treasure trove of such memes, and we are sure that you were able to relate to mose of these memes. Sharing such funny memes lifts the spirt of everyone and helps you reduce the tension and stress that you get as a part of your job. Share these memes with your colleagues over a cup of coffee, because you need your daily dose of caffeine, don’t you? Leaving his office, he stopped and asked me, "By the way, which companies are after you?" I responded, "The gas, electric, and cable company." Guess who is fixing things and helping employees make career pivots- your HRs. 35. Code Red: It’s a Monday 😵‍💫